This is my personal favorite:

No Canadian could ever survive a night in Philadelphia. Robot or otherwise.

His favorite Roman’s reign was obviously Caligula.

that doesn’t look like a pleasurable blowie to me. definitely bad suction, and most likely some teeth in there w/such an unruly technique.

must be his finishing move

Is she fucking the father? That's the only theory I can come up with for why this vile moron seems more concerned about the father getting what he wants instead of what's best for the kids. Judges like her are evil. That sounds hyperbolic but until you've dealt with a judge or a police officer or any person with…

Okay serious serious TMI ahead about my anatomy just in case anyone doesn’t want to read about that

Do I just have a shallow vaginal canal or something? I can reach in and touch my cervix with my index finger. (Maybe I have abnormally long fingers.)
But I was reading about fits for menstrual cups the other day and I…

I feel like people should make a bigger deal about amy poehler being one of the most important figures in recent comedy history. EVERYBODY FUNNY TODAY is a product of UCB. And she (along with the Matts and Ian) started it! That’s a huge f’ing deal.

Fragile manhood syndrome.

True story. I was at a fundraising event, seated next to people I didn’t know. I struck up a conversation with the gentleman next to me who ended up being a political staffer. He asked me about my field, and then interrupted me to say, “Oy! I read an article about that the other day. The article said that.....” and…

Relatedly, has anyone ever heard a conversation where a man is just stright up bullshitting his date? I’ve heard several conversations while out and about where I’m sitting near or standing near a man and a woman who are clearly on a date, and the woman will ask a question about something, and the man answers totally…

“No, babe, you definitely have the biggest cock of anyone I’ve been with. Like, how is it SO BIG?”

This will shock you, but even big, studly dudes who can get laid on their own (like you!) sometimes pay for sex.

He’s not, but you actually could argue that about Tina! The character was originally a boy named Daniel in the (fortunately unaired) test pilot. He read as too creepy, so they tried making him a girl, and now the traits that had seemed creepy in a boy were funny instead!

Or donate to a LBGTQ homeless shelter. Or to outreach programs benefiting those in the community. Anything, anything would be better than giving to this woman, who I am willing to bet is a scam artist.

Female recreational cyclists do not generally need to push their limits, race against time and increase their adrenaline when riding rough downhill trails. They just want to enjoy the time spent in nature on the bike, and their expectations on the bike are completely different from the men’s professionals’. They look…