I want Chiwetel Ejiofor for black Bond. Bearded of course because my foreign accented bae needs that scruff. I want his bushy against my face with those juicy full bodied lips. Yes, Lord. Or as they say on his side of the pond yes my Lord.

But you didn’t call him a scumbag based on any knowledge of his previous romantic history, only his criminal history.

In addition. Every life event now requires a minimum of 3 parties, plus at least one professional photo shoot or it doesn’t count. No idea about the gifts, but I suspect most people bring a gift because they don’t know whether they’re supposed to and don’t want to be the only person who shows up empty-handed.

The concept of baby showers is already strange to me. Over here we don’t celebrate anything until the baby is born. It’s an old superstition about tempting fate. For the same reason we don’t congratulate to birthdays in advance.

the problems essentially put our friendship on ice because I didn’t want to hang out with an animal that would lunge suddenly for my face.

So maybe we shouldn’t respond by giving her so much attention for it?

Have you ever noticed that being a mean, spiteful troll who talks shit about women’s bodies online usually goes hand in hand with bad grammar? I have.

And thank the gods there are people here still willing to call this sh*t out. Do better. Be better.

Maybe, but I think that this “dogs are better than people” attitude is just a result of a wealthy, urban society disconnected from nature and frequently using pets as surrogate children. It’s not a universal attitude and not a reasonable one either. In Africa, village dogs are protein competitors who are tolerated at…

Eh, it’s a dog. Did she beat it? If so, that reflects poorly on her character. Did she just get tired of it and want to move on? That’s cool, cause you can do that because it’s JUST A DOG. Dogs aren’t people. I love my dog, she’s not long for this world and I’ll cry when I have to kill her, but she’s just a dog.

I don’t know how to feel about this. The dog did bite her and her partner repeatedly. And shelters lie about dogs’ histories all the time in order to get them adopted. I’m not saying Dunham didn’t do anything wrong, but I’m not prepared to blast her for it. If the dog had issues that she couldn’t deal with (after…

Dude that is spooky. Of course Nirvana all died in that plane crash that killed Buddy Holly and his friend and bandmate Lynyrd Skynyrd.

DAMMIT. I was really invested in Mustard. Y’all got my hopes up.

That’s a cool line, you could write a song around something like that. Might even be a single one of these days!!!!

Sir is a title, not a name, for chrissakes.

I first heard of her when they were nice enough to have her on that awards show singing with that Take Me To Church fellow. Nice to see established artists like him giving up and comers like Annie a boost.

Ugh, these scammers! Everybody’s looking for something!

I really hope Annie makes it. Sweet dreams are made of this!

She just always looks sweaty or something. I can’t fully describe it.