I think it’s the sheer volume of crimes he committed over such a long period of time that separates Cosby from those other powerful abusers from the entertainment world, though it’s possible race plays a factor as well. At any rate, Warner kind of sounds like he’s speaking from a place of spite rather than concern…

It really was meant to be sung drunk.

I’m fairly certain he’s never actually read any Orwell but is just in love with his limited understanding of the term Orwellian.

They should shorten the anthem and change it to the tune of 99 cans of beer on the wall:

I keep seeing CPAC and thinking CPAP and it makes my lungs clench.

Yeah, at least there’s evidence to support the idea that Teddy Roosevelt was intellectually curious. And I suppose you could easily say that his IC factor was higher than, for example, Snooki.

Aww presidents, they procrastinate just like us!

While I still have serious issues with her relationships with Terry Richardson and R. Kelly, it seems that Gaga has made a conscious effort recently to bring issues of rape and sexual assault into the public dialogue, and as a survivor I appreciate it.

They can’t even admit Reagan was a famous napper

Too bad the song is terrible. Also, I hate that emoting thing that Gaga does when she’s singing. It just looks kind of fake to me. Too dramatic for my tastes.

It was drawn by one of the survivors! She combines a white rose on top (gaga’s fave flower) and the unity symbol.

East Coaster Yeast Coaster indeed. But I’m not allowed to leave the Continental US because... personal reasons...

It is a well-known scientific fact that if you look at a butthole closely enough, you will see the words “Exit” inscribed on it in the language your mother spoke when she was pregnant with you.

“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

Too late! Gawker Media has already sent a crate of CPAC freebies to your house.

What is *up* with Mr. Mohawk on the right???

[according to the T-shirt, *all conservative women want to bone JFK*? (post-matrimony, of course)]

No no no. Forget the shirts and the bumper stickers. You forgot the close up of the most important part of that first picture. WHAT IS THAT ON THE TABLE.

This is why my sister’s boys both wear drawstring pants—very easy to get them down for potty emergencies.

This is not about you. No one has derided you here, they’ve made the point that women literally have skin in this game. You objecting to that is like claiming that men know what it’s like to give birth. You don’t. And really, you’re not much help as an ally if you expect some woman to tend to your ego every ten…

Absolutely. Preferably a black woman. But definitely a woman to bring this court’s makeup closer to being a truly representative body.