Most clueless moment of the night: when the Czech guy who made the holocaust movie got played offstage with the orchestra playing Richard Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries. That was quintessential.

The point being he had to leave the auditorium to find black people.

That is, by definition, the most subversive thing I can ever remember seeing in entertainment.

The way Gervais has been spruiking Chris Rock this week, and knowing they’re friends, this has Gervais all over it.

Chris definitely reached peak irony. It’s impossible to laugh at it. It’s not funny; it just has the maximum number of funny levels.

🙁

Menswear is tragic overall. Mostly, despite my having multiple coworkers that are snazzy ass dressers.

OMG SAIORSE RONAN LOOKS AMAZING, I SWOON FOREVER

Orlando Jones is there to make things interesting, as usual!

I normally feel like child actors are a little smarmy, but the kid from Room is killing it on the carpet. So cute!

Can I just say — fuuuucccckkk blush.

Heaven forbid a woman’s arm press against her torso, lending the appearance of having flesh. Appearing in true corporeal form is sooooo 20th century.

Are the men allowed to wear something interesting? I just look at the men’s outfits and think what interesting things I would wear.

Well so far things are offensively tedious.

I am embarrassed to admit that I did not know what BAMF was. And since it was a quality that he shares with Marlee Matlin I surmised that it was a term relating to deafness. I am not surprised to find that it means Bad Ass Mother Fucker though, because Marlee is amazing. I’ll take your word about Nyle.

I gotta say, Mittens seems to have found some odd form of chutzpah, to get all huffy about releasing tax returns when he was the king of not releasing tax returns the last time around.

It sounds like Rubio is making someone wet tonight. That was one helluva scream.

Coming here to say almost exactly this and you beat me to it.

Gaga made her “tribute” all about herself. The only thing that kept it on any sort of track was Nile Rogers’s involvement. Lorde’s involvement in the Brits tribute was more about David himself, which was as it should be.

Everything about the Grammys is very, very American. David Bowie was a lot of things, but he was never that.