would you prefer him say, I’m going to go home and drink only three hopped up, home brew sludge craft beers with some geeked out name like winter pale mush cranberry vanilla shandy? probably.

I noticed that as well. If he decided to run for political office, he’d basically be Frank Underwood. That's how good he is at any mental game.

When they cut to Peyton sitting in the locker room as the representative of the Colts’ Super Bowl victory, he was drinking a Gatorade in front of a pallet of Gatorades. Papa John was also one of the first people whose hands he shook as the game was ending. He is very, very good at this.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

How can you do anything but laugh at that? All that drivel all day long about the legacy of his illustrious HOF career and his undying love of the game, then in one fell swoop he makes it all about the money and nothing more. You’ve been had again, NFL fans, now run along and go get drunk like a good lad, hmmm?

“I know what you’re thinking, son... But no. We were really into anal play when the Giants beat the Bills.”

Or he’s such a commercial whore he can’t help throwing in his endorsements whenever possible. He’s hardly shy and retiring given he and his fivehead show up on my TV screen every 15 minutes on the dot.

But was Peyton Manning the first quarterback to work product placement into two postgame interviews?

So...we’re NOT going to talk about the NFL’s “my parents fucked after the Super Bowl” commercials?

Hell they could have won with an ancient peyton manning

I’m DYING. Clearly you need to jump on that mentorship program, because I can imagine Samantha Bee monologuing the shit out of this.

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

Everyone PLEASE watch her show and make it a success. It would be horrible if a show that’s doing so many things right failed.

IT CANT BE THAT EASY?! Can it?!

I’ve wanted to be a professor since I was 19. The challenges I know I will face in finding a tenure track position are crushing enough without this garbage. Sending a big ‘fuck you’ to whoever thought this was a good idea.

My parents do this. They are both over 60 and use email for household business (bills and stuff) and communication with their kids. I think it’s weird, but if I want to communicate with one of the privately, I just pick up the fucking phone and call that parent. If it’s my mom, I can text her. My dad simply declines…

This is also a huge misstep as a candidate. If Rubio can’t deliver on a promise for pancakes, how can we trust him to deliver on his campaign promises???

That is rude as hell to promise pancakes and not deliver. What happened to the pancakes?

Something just dawned on me: Are you now or have you ever been RobGronkowskisPartyBusDriver?

Carly’s really going after the elementary school crowd. Has anyone explained to her that they can’t vote yet?