My favorite example of this was “He’s just not that into you,” which was set in freaking Baltimore (!!!) and featured an all-white cast. Had those producers never seen the Wire? For the love of God.

“The films that are being made, are the big-time producers thinking outside of the box in terms of how to cast the role?,” she asked. She added that producers should ask themselves, “Can you cast a black woman in that role? Can you cast a black man in that role?”

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

And remember Teresa loved the suffering of those she was supposedly caring for.

The newspaper is fucking selling the photos...

I don’t hate her face because she doesn’t look like Audrey Hepburn, I hate her face because of the words that come out of it. I think that’s okay.

“But... where are the plants?”

The answer to that- there would have been a lot fewer wars fought in his name for starters.

Good lord, the teacher even gave someone their names?

Technically speaking, wasn’t Jesus aborted? By God? Who sent him to DIE for us? Just sayin’.

I think the little spray of curls on the other side indicates another kid, but still...bwahahaha.

Being in the same space as kids on a field trip, fine. Interacting with them, getting close to the line but still mostly fine. Using them as props and allowing press and publicity photos without written consent from the parents? That crosses so many lines and is not ok in any way.

Holy crap. I am livid. And I don’t even HAVE kids. My kid would be out of that school and I would be talking to EVERYONE—Every news outlet, blog, congregation, everybody—about how this woman took my child and turned him into a prop for her hateful, ill-informed, fear-mongering lecture without parental consent. Telling…

Whats Ted Cruz doing there?

Worst field trip, ever!

When ever I hear thew term catch a dick I imagine a girl running with a baseball glove and a uniform from a league of their own trying to catch a huge dildo and just being thrilled when they make the catch.

I’m going to make a tshirt that says “This Slut Right Here Is Catching Dick Left and Right” and wear it under all my clothes.

Max "Anything To Make Them Click" Read everybody, proof that you don't have to be a lawyer to be a scumbag without any principles.

Can't believe any editor would ever publish this embarrassing drivel.

don't know who decided deadspin dot com was the depository for bestiality posts, but thank you.