He works from home in his PJ?

Then be cremated! Cheap wood burns well.

Reusable menstrual cup is the answer. Super clean, super cheap, no risk of toxic shock syndrome, no dryness, good for years and limited waste...

Oh, sorry, I forgot the quotation marks. I meant to say that my dad told me that once!

Squares and dots shouldn’t be together, but you did manage it..... Thanks, dad?

The only dancing with yourself you can legally do!

I came to say this. I am utterly disappointed.

Me too... I feel ya.

Yes - 10,000*10,000 =/= 1 milion. Even in Trump’s America.

And then, he talked about the ratings of the Apprentice:

All the starz!

But clearly, Syrian refugees are the ones with whom sexism started in Europe!

At this stage, if the only pilot in the plane has a private interest in landing it safely, I’ll take it.

Think about Chicago that will see the river catching fire AGAIN!

If the Chesapeake bay starts smelling as bad as the Rock Creek river, the smell will bother him when playing golf behind the White House?

Same here! The backless jumpsuit is amazing.

She is a writer. That’s what they do.

Maybe they lived a fairytale, maybe they didn’t and she just remember the good bits as she is dying in peace.

Oh, man, then I understand the breakup!

Maybe it is. She is on her deathbed, so it might be magnifying glasses.