I feel it’s like acne... Some people just have it all their life.

My mum once asked me to pluck hers if I she fell into coma. This was a strange discussion.

Yeah, I feel like I will just be full of hair all my life. I should move to the North.

Completely literal, I agree. But as I said elsewhere, I like the fact that HE experimented too. Lupita is always perfect, but I think Katy Perry is good fun, and Rita Ora. I like a bit more dramatic dresses.

SOMETIMES they seem to never stop growing. I’m dark, and I feel like if I ever have to have anesthesia for a long time, I will wake up like a non sexy Frida.

Plus, it’s clear gigi and zayn won it. I mean, look at those kids.

I’m torn on that. Sure, I love a good costume show and Trollope, but at the same time, it’s still another cultural production about upper class in imperial England, full of white people and where the worst thing you can do is marry a middle class daughter of a doctor...

Katy Perry, Lupita Nyongo, Zoe Kravitz, Rita Ora, Danai Gurira(?).

How? Why ? Tom Brady, don’t ruin your only quality : being a damn eye candy.

Damn. A real life villain as well.

I’m sure I drank too much this weekend.

Crazy In love covered by Antony is the most beautiful heartbreaking song about unrequited love.

Plus, never forget :

These jokes were done a thousand time before ( Seth Meyer did the white hair bit), and it was just zinger after zingers. I think he did poorly, but it’s difficult to come after cool and smooth Obama.

I think having Kendall Jenner seals it. Like, I mean, does she even knows who Paul Ryan is ( and the answer is not a singer or a baller).

Who are those people ? And why are they at a journalist and politicians dinners? Is steve aoki well versed in public health legislation? Is Helen Mirren the real Queen ? So many questions!

I think it wasn’t that great, except for the drones and killing bits, and the Zodiac Killer. Like, the world knows now. Apart from that, too many one liners, not enough build. Not surprising that no one laughed, a white crowd fangirling on Obama isn’t the best place to make those jokes. As the Guardian reflected…

Right. But, frankly, in this case, you have at most 2 or 3 first ladies to judge on, so it’s a bit like the parent of a single child telling him or her they are the preferred. And Michelle Obama is probably a way better first lady than Jackie O, to be honest.

I just discovered the rapper now! I feel it’s funny to have someone so crass using the name of the buttoned up most elegant first lady ever. Too bad the beat is always the same, otherwise I’d listen to more of her songs.

After a week without sleeping, anyone would end up saying that.