He’s like that kid in high school who decided that he is throwing THE spring break party since his parents are going to his great aunts funeral. He got his older brother to get a pony keg and his dad’s stereo system still works pretty well. He spent a week making a playlist on his iPod and he’s going to lose his…

Inauguration day is my late father-in-law’s birthday. He would have been 72. So Mrs. Funk, her mother, and I will be doing what he would have wanted us to do: Getting shitfaced drunk, listening to Al Green, and not watching the inauguration.

You’re not suggesting Staind is on the level of Nickelback and Creed are you? Because Staind is far above.

Aw dammit, 3 Doors Down, I liked you in the 90's. Why you gotta tarnish my nostalgia?

10/10 would hate watch

Now, if they can just get around to adding Australia for once...

I know a family who has this amazing, huge kitchen in their open-floor plan (3,000 sq ft house). Double ovens, two sinks, the whole nine yards. It as a little shitty kitchen behind it for their cook to use. She brings the food into the living space so they don’t have to dirty their kitchen. I almost died when I found…

The only reboot I want to see is one where we redo the story so that Kathryn Merteuil wins. Who watches Cruel Intentions and roots for Annette? Or likes Sebastian better when he’s less of a bastard? Surely 6 seasons of Gossip Girl should have taught TV execs that while people may come for the Serenas, Nates and…

Everyone I know who has no idea who Peter Cushing is or that he’s dead had no idea that it was CG. Whereas quite a few people found Leia unnerving (I keep hearing the term “doll”), but I honestly think they forget she was an anime-eyed, heavily-rouged, round-faced teenager in the first film. Honestly, both looked…

I rather like this one.

figure out for themselves what they can do to make the world less racist. It. Is. Not. Our. Job.

I’m Latino and gay... and couldn’t disagree more with your comment.

That person’s reasoning is nonsense. The director made a judgment call. The goal was to be diverse and avoid outdated stereotypes that are offensive today. So they had one character Asian, another black, and another made from male to female and of Celtic origin.

Yeah well, where is Alan Rickman now? Do we REALLY want to go there? No. No, we do not. Shut up. You’re crying. Fuck this year.

I’ve seen Love, Actually once, and so I sat there for a couple of seconds thinking “MICHELLE OBAMA WAS IN THE MOVIE???”

Octavia Spencer: “What? Octavia Spencer was in Love Actually??”

Grave: “Um, sure...?”

Michelle Obama: “I think I need to go back to the beginning of this article”.

10/10 would watch

Action movie idea: all stunts performed by cats who look nothing like the person they’re doubling for. Might be hard to follow the plot, but I think it would be worth it.

I cannot believe I didn’t think of this.

“The Planet Kirk”