Kanye finishes his show by covering "Take Off", backed by Rush. Instantly wins the hearts of the nation, automatically given the Order of Canada.

Rob Ford gnawed a hole in my roof and was living in my attic. We called a guy to remove him, but he just released Rob Ford a block away, said it was the law.

Uncle Norm is surprisingly entertaining on Twitter.

I am God, eh?

As a fingerpicker, I'm a little concerned my fingers are giving me cancer.

Apple, just give her the TayTay model iPod she wants.

I'll cut the Academy some slack for not giving him an Actor nom.

The Beatles won Grammys. Sgt. Peppers won Album of the Year.

With vampires, there's always a choice to show them as either sexy (Frank Langella's Dracula) or monstrous (Max Shreck's Nosferatu). Even when sexy, they almost always get more bestial or monstrous when feeding.

But can the Dubs filter out the chainsaw, sweeten the screams AND allow me to groove to Huey's masterpiece? If so, I'm purchasing stock in the company, as this is highly sophisticated, Area 51 type technology.

More of a Phil Collins fan, really.

Will they filter out the chainsaw but still allow me to hear the sweet, sweet screams?

Hopefully, not too sharp. This is one of those films that should look like it's been screened more than a few times and the print is looking a little worse for wear.

…. when a passerby invites your eye to come awaaaaay….
[scats for 14 minutes]….

There's a long goodbye…. [scats for six minutes]

That was Jon Chaney JR.

I believe Dowd is referring to the impressive stand-in work of Lon's less talented brother Jon.

They just wanted to keep shooting that close up of her in hypno mode.