For basically all crushes childhood-teenage years: avoid any and all interaction with them hoping to not even so much as cross their paths as the mere sight of them terrified the ever-loving shit out of me so the slightest notion of even talking to one was just outright. You weren’t there, but I’d say my efforts were…

When I was a sophomore in college my university paid for this company that did mobile std testing to come park their gigantic trailer on campus. I was hanging out after lunch with a big group of people that included my crush (he and I were just acquaintances), and as people gradually left it was eventually just me and…

Lets look at how articles like this happen:

...wow.

There’s a slit for the water. You put it on as high pressure as you want and no backsplash will come up.”

Addiction is tough. I wish her the best.

The funny thing is, if a black person works their ass off to get into a school, racists will yell about affirmative action. MEANWHILE.........

Eagerly awaiting the mental gymnastics it will take for someone to insist this makes her horrible person.

I’m in my 40’s, I’ve been following the R Kelly story for what feels like years. I don’t listen to R Kelly, and I’ve made a point of not pulling up his songs even out of curiosity. I do know ‘ I believe I can fly’ but only from Space Jam. I learned it was an R Kelly song literally yesterday.

I can actually see Jeff Bezos believing that the Wall Street Journal is basically his receptionist.

I am not claiming to have invented poppy seed muffins. 

49 and 52. way too young.

I got you.

CBC guys, not CBS. Anna Maria Tremonti is ours, and you cannot have her!

... but wasn’t taken seriously by doctors.

The soundtrack when I worked at Big Box Store came on two discs from corporate and took about 80 minutes to cycle through. It was a nightmare to begin with—if you were working 40 hours a week (which I was, lucky me), you got to hear “That’s Not My Name” by The Ting Tings 6 times a day—but if corporate decided to keep…

Hi Hannah, I’m pretty certain your reference is the Canadian radio program on CBC - The Current. 

Yet another example of what happens when NO ONE in corporate with decision making power has ever actually worked on the front lines. Corporate is forever making customer-facing employees’ jobs harder in the name of making their brand look like anything from more fun to more sleek and sophisticated.

Anna Maria Tremonti and The Current are CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation), not CBS :)

Hey Hannah. The Current is a CBC Radio program, not CBS. Thanks from Canada!