Florida has no state income tax because we have loads of tourists that come here every year and pay sales tax on everything they buy, along with bed taxes and lots of other taxes here and there. Of course, the geniuses in the legislature want to open up the state to offshore drilling, and fracking, and development…

Come on down to Florida and share the road with 30-year old crapboxes with bald tires, no brakes, and cracked windshields. But hey, no pesky inspection stations!

I’m thinking officer friendly’s seat is worn out in his Panther cruiser and he was looking to upgrade to a new fleet Tahoe or Explorer or something.

Fwiw I always just thought the song was about p*ssy, and not a car at all.

Ah, but then where would you have unloaded your snark?

People can do what they want with their money, I guess, but buying a piece of vehicular art, designed as a state of the art driving machine, and then bolting a rack to it and using it like a donkey cart is just fuckery to me. Isn’t this what the Cayenne is for? Flame suit on.

Something something shifter brains

Well this is clearly a government conspiracy. Those wrecks were no accidents.

Dat E63 azz doe

I went from an RT to SRT8 Magnum, and the clunky suspension sounds mostly disappeared. Pretty different suspension on the SRT though.

Gahh, beat me to it.

This is going to confuse people that think they’re looking at a bad photoshop job, but its in real life.

You’re preaching to the choir here. But seriously, most people are not going to buy their own parts or have any earthly idea whats wrong with their cars. And you can replace ‘cars’ with computers/phones/HVAC units/washing machines, and the list goes on. Not everyone is mechanically inclined or even cares one whit…

Thats fine for jalops, but regular people need to get their cars fixed too. I’m not saying they won’t get their faces ripped off, but having a brick and mortar source for parts and service is, in my opinion, more valuable than a building full of guys that want to stick you in a room and make you sit around while they…

They have great coffee though.

The dealer model has needed to die for years now. The only value most dealerships provide is service/parts, and even that’s debatable. The sooner we can say goodbye to these kind of guys, the better. Apologies to anyone here that sells cars for a living, but I’m sure buggywhip salesmen were upset when the model T came…

I’ll just leave this here

Root for the car! It’s not like race car drivers are your personal friends anyway. Just anthropomorphize a little.

If you have to stop, why go in the first place?