not “drunk uncle”, “crazy grandpa”. I’ve taken to using that euphemism to refer to our potus. how sad is that? I’ve never in my life (and I’m over 100yo dammit!) had to refer to a president in such a derogatory way. “tricky dick” nixon comes close but this orange dude is going to be the death of me.... :( 🔚

damn. I like to drive a pickup and I love dogs. I gotta be racist now, dammit...! :lol: ;) 🔚

That’s probably a blue one of these things from her bracelet anyway. You can see the others hanging down to the left of her hand.

are you a complete fucking idiot or just 95% fucking idiot or just shitty troll on kinja?

The internet has voted and the results are in.

Well, that’s great if you live in NY or Brooklyn. While it’s sad that it’s not much good for the rest of the country, I will point out that many public libraries do offer some interesting and useful online resources ebooks, audio books among a few. The Criterion Collection just isn’t one of them.

I have never heard of teenage girls being sliced and diced by illegal immigrants. What am I missing.

But to have a toddler deliver this to you... hope they didn’t put a sippy cup lid on it.

I was hoping that was some kind of typo. This looks like it tops Bud Lite Lime-a-rita on the “WTF DONT PUT THAT IN A CAN” scale. Also, I’m not a parent, so maybe a parent can tell me if it’s a little weird to have your 2 year old ferry a can of whiskey? Obviously in this case it was worth it for the comedy.

That’s fucking genius.

This seems dodgy... gotta check it on Snopes. Oh! Er. Hmmm....

The point is, she shouldn’t have to produce her papers to prove she’s allowed to travel within the USA. She wasn’t abusive to the officers. They were doing their job, but was insisting that their orders were immoral. She’s allowed that right.

That’s right. You don’t owe America shit. Why? For the same reason your folks came here, probably: it offers greater opportunities to you and more freedom for your family and, on top of all of that, it’s a beautiful freaking country with tropical paradises and deserts and forests and beaches and mountains and frozen…

It always boggles my mind when people are breathing down my neck in the check-out line. Some people have no respect for personal space.

The self checkouts at some stores including the one I go to are designed so you can bag your groceries while someone else starts scanning theirs. These ones have little dividers you can swing out to separate the groceries. But these might be bigger than the ones you have; they’re maybe 2/3rds the size of a regular…

The checkout line is the worst for space invaders. I think they feel like the closer they get the faster the line will move. It. Makes. Me. NUTS!

I never use the self-checkouts. Bad eyesight combined with my natural slowness and I have people glaring because it’s taking me 10 minutes to ring up my 3 items. Giving me death stares doesn’t make me move faster.

I’m making tamales today with friends who’ve been doing it with me for over a decade and in their family for generations. Two comments:

Exactly which law of physics do you think was broken?