Too much tire, not enough rim.

If it makes you feel any better he's another auto journalist. He's from The Smoking Tire. I don't think anyone besides the McLaren testers, and Rowan Atkinson have driven one, but auto journalists definitely have.

I think many people coild argue that a marriage counselor destroys more lives than a divorce lawyer. People don't get divorced without a reason, and usually the actual divorce is a good thing for both parties.

On a slightly related note, If you leave your keys in your car and it gets stolen, can you file an insurance claim and get a payout? Or does your own stupidity kind of negate that privilege?

Oh god, story time. I did this once and I never will again. Inching up to the stop sign I had to crane my neck to see past the cars parked on the left and see of there's oncoming traffic. I glance over to the right and all of the sudden there's someone right on my bumper. I hit the brakes as quick as I could but I…

Read this and immediately went O_O "Whoah"

Holy crap! What's the story behind this car? In the pic it almost looks like it's on a race track. Google wasn't too much help, unfortunately.

Reminds me of a rejected Delorean without the slotted rear windshield.

Is... is this something Lancia actually did?

I just want to say that even at 20 years old, I am thoroughly jealous.

If I got this, all I would think is "Oh got how much did THIS cost?!"

I hope you realize that now you need to tell us the meaning behind the name...

" burn away before half track "

Yes. I'm glad someone else sees this insult for what it is.

I saw the tag "Tight car mods" and I was all excited to find a new category, and thus, a whole plethora of new related articles. Brimming with hope, I clicked on the link to http://jalopnik.com/tight-car-mods/ only to have all my excitement crushed.

I reeeeaaaally shouldn't click a link at work with a url like ILikeToWasteMyTime.com

Wait, do mid engine layouts really leave room in the back for groceries?

I wonder how much it costs to swap in a new drag racing engine every morning...

I want them to revive the Celica, but I'm afraid I won't be satisfied no matter what.

Pretty sure the rigor mortis is the thing making sure he doesn't move. And it imprisons everyone once they die.