There's only one humane thing to do: Put those 480,000 illegal cars on a path to legal citizenship....!!!

I FIXED IT.

Congratulations, Mr. GrannyShifter, on today’s COTD! My award to you is a VW van which this lovely lady will deliver soon. How do ‘ya like them apples?

Here are both of them, together!

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

That pic is awesome, but the most important question remains. Will it blend?

Pour it!

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite

Congratulations, Mr. charlesmontgomeryburner, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a truck which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she takes your advice and cleans the parts in the microwave. What a genius idea!

So that’s what a front-engine 911 looks like...

Am I the only one that just doesn’t care about Tesla or electric cars in general?

We’re your biggest fans!*

I guarantee 90% of the people saying that will tune into the first episode at least.

I dunno man. Isn’t this EXACTLY why you brake-check someone? :)

Keystone Light? I thought you won...

If that truly were the case, I’d never see a VW on the road.

are you sure that’s not Jelopnic?

I like the one where GM’s Valet Mode on the Challenger Hellcat gives owners a 413% increase in power over stock.

Welcome to fricken 70% of America and 105% of the FRICKEN SOUTH.