Obligatory seconding

Not sure why I still click on these shit articles. I’m part of the problem.

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

Hi my fellow Jezzies, I just wanted to take this moment to talk about something that has been bothering me in the comments. A lot of people here have speculated as to whether Trump has dementia due to his repugnant comments. My dad has dementia, he was diagnosed about four years ago. He never has, nor would he ever…

As an older millennial as well, YES. I saw that average sexual partner count and I was like HAHAHAHAHAHA. Maybe when I was in high school.

what’s wrong with breathing through your mouth? some people have asmtha, anxiety, breathing probs, etc...

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I’m laughing at how shameless it is. White people sure do love stealing from Black people, huh?

I never ever found him fanciable until he had died and been brought back (spoiler alert, you guys) but now I find him double triple hot super dope fly bomb digs.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

I love that this story is on Jez. I was performing on stage with her on Sunday. I didn’t know her personally, but by all reports she was an awesome woman and will be dearly missed.

Probably named after Debbie Turner, the partner of philanthropist Conrad Prebys, who pretty much funds the zoo and all the other major organizations here in San Diego. They’re good people. (Conrad if you’re reading this, I want a “yes” to that ask we made last week).

It’s gorgeous. I just think it’s a little rigid.

Thanks tabloids, for continuing to remind the world that womanhood can only be obtained through motherhood.

Oh, mine said something similar! “Maybe we should just split up.” The 3rd time he said it I said “OK”. A month later I moved out.

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.