If "Masterful Tweet" isn't an oxymoron, then I don't want to exist.

who took Conan's mojo, and what will restore it?

hm. Animated comedy, you say? Never heard of it.

and are fun at parties.

hope they bring her back.

Red is the traditional color of doors on Episcopal churches. Jesus' blood, and all that.

Have you seen the new Netflix press release calling Adam Sandler a comedian? Hilarious!

alright. well, he's playing with some of the greats, so he must have something.

"what the hell am I supposed to do with this crazy-ass power."

uncanny.

"tastes pleasant?" sure the cigarette companies have been saying that for decades.

I'm sad that "co-executive produce" is a verb.

Wow, she has tattoos?

I saw him play with Dylan. Meh.

It sounded more like Ed Sullivan.

you sir, employed my kinda humor right there.

Funny how a valid insight can be dismissed with a "Nah."

haha. And how about the secret service? banging whores and letting dudes saunter into the White House.

Besides Iran-Contra, I agree. Sadly, Reagan would never be a candidate in today's Republican party, because he's too liberal and not bat-shit crazy enough.

…throwing it on the roof.