This is clever.  Good job.

Who could forget this one...

Exactly what I was thinking.

Germany won 2003 and 2007, back-to-back.,

Hmmm...? Uh-huh, yep.

She was exhausted at the end.

Badgers represent!

Messie is reaching. It’s the beautiful game, when had there ever been corruption in soccer? Never, there has never been corruption in soccer.

If your sport is fine with knocking someone out cold and then punching him twice in the head while he’s out, congratulations, your sport is garbage.

Clearly mocking someone trying to assemble a Flurgen from Ikea.

OK, fair, I was referring to the last man back automatic red that used to be in play. That isn’t the case anymore. But you are right, deliberate fouls can still get a straight red. I think the way the rule change was stated was that it should be a red only if it would be a red anywhere else on the pitch.

Ref can’t give a red if there is also a penalty kick awarded.

Deadspin offices must have been in a state of complete confusion when VAR took the tying goal for England off the board.

Yep, I forgot ‘bout that.

Rapinoe is carrying a yellow card, too.

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

God damn, that’s sad. Fuck.

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.

So?

Nailed it, I definitely said there were fine people on both sides and not actually the exact opposite. But I guess I forgot that every cyclist is a perfect embodiment of good judgment and nary a bad word be said about them. By the way, using “fine people” rhetoric for this is dumb as shit.