Scandal?

I’m willing to believe him, simply because it would just be an extremely odd time to use the slur, IMO. Maybe I am naive, but in an interview after the fact and in that context just...I dunno, seems unlikely.

Do you own a cat? Because for whatever reason, whenever you have a cat on your lap, you have an overriding sense of obligation that means you are not allowed to move for ANY REASON until the cat and the cat alone decides to leave. Granted, at some point, after the appropriate amount of suffering, you move the cat,…

Cat on your lap warmth is probably between four and five on the actual warmth scale. But on the practicality scale it is last, it is unreliable, moody, and won’t get up when you need to go to the bathroom.

And Kevin Garnett came back at him with, “Man, I am not going to micro-manage my stock portfolio like that when I can just invest it index funds and get similar returns with less risk!”

Did you guys ever write about the 90% wooden supercar, Splinter?

Are you sure he was saying “Don’t Jump.” and not “Did you know that Oscar nominated Ladybird takes place in, and was filmed in, Sacramento?”

“And good on him for doing so. For his part, Finland manager Markku Kanerva told HS that he respects Riski’s decision to decline the call-up, and that Riski will remain in contention for a spot in the national team squads going forward.”

Oh no, a hugely corporate industry event was invaded by another corporation.

Well, isn’t 2019 off to just such a great start. Sheesh.

Paul Allen is awesome...Besides the awesome Cardinals-Vikings above,

The Long Goodbye  is the best Raymond Chandler.

Suffering from anxiety the worst thing I was always told was, “Hey, just relax, man.”

When I click on the Luigi Bormioli they are $29.95. Is there a coupon code to get it to $22?

When I click on the Luigi Bormioli they are $29.95. Is there a coupon code to get it to $22?

I didn’t get an Atari or Intellivision. I decided, using my kid logic, that I wanted an Odyssey 2. The games they had were very good, but sadly only available in a limited supply at one store in a 20 mile radius

Note when asked why Mexico wasn’t paying for the wall Sarah Huckabee Sanders said the American people will not be paying for it, rather money will be pulled from other cabinet departments for it.....nobody laughed.

Late to this, but Brianna going back in time to try and save her mother or something is the dumbest thing ever. I mean, she found out her mother died in the 1700s...yes, because of course she did.

As a kid I develop two methods to clean my room. One was the alphabet method. I would create slips of paper with each letter of the alphabet on them and then randomly choose a slip and pick up/clean everything that started with that letter.

How is this different than when they step twice toward the basket to slam it or lay it up?

Any answer that isn't Chess is wrong. 

Any answer that isn't Chess is wrong.