[Signs with Patriots]

What, and run the risk he takes out THEIR guys? Nah.

I feel like that nets pick is more valuable to the Cavs than the celtics tho. It’s either their Lebron keeper or their Lebron replacement and without it they’ll be irrelevant after Kylie bolts in 19

“This post deserves all of the stars.”

“I cheer for injuries because I’m an unrepentant anus”

Did Cersei give one of her handmaidens a kinja account?

Jon’s buddy Eddison Tollett is still at the Wall, as Commander of the Night’s Watch. I’m assuming he’s one of the one’s who won’t make it past Sunday. Especially as Jon told him, as Edd was departing back for the Wall, “Don’t knock it down while I’m gone.” (Foreshadowing???!)

Westerosi legends tell of ice dragons whose cold breath freezes men as quickly as dragonflame melts them

They’ll speak entirely in metaphor. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!

I strongly endorse that women be able to make decisions about their own bodies, but just as strongly that this guy’s power to do so be taken away.

I met the man who would become my stepfather in 1993. He’s okay, really.

He’s a Dolphins fan. He talked up the undefeated teams, and Mercury Morris and the ‘72 Miami team’s popping the champagne when the last unbeaten team loses each year. And Marino... The guy worshipped Dan Marino. And while in the mid-1990s, Marino…

Since 2002, the Dolphins have only made the playoffs if Tom Brady missed at least 4 games.

Damn, that dude really loved his seventh-grade binder doodles.

Here’s a hint: Trubs sucks.

I watched that movie a few weeks ago after not having seen it since I was maybe 10. I was appalled by that shower scene despite thinking it was hilarious when I was 10.

Are we not going to acknowledge Ace Ventura’s rampant transphobia?

I’m black you dumbass

Uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she (Kara Brown) isn’t white. But nice try.

LOL

That race “means” anything is a social construct. That my skin and hair and features are different from yours and can only get that way because of who my parents are is not. And no, plenty of white people are not perceived as Black. She is not Black because she has not a drop of African blood and is the child of two…