Damn it. This wasn’t supposed to happen. This is not how the script was supposed to go...

He broke his stick across Kuhnhackl’s neck, and then turned around and shoved him to the ice. No place for something like that. This punishment was pathetic.

Yes, the league sent a message.

Cue the “but Crosby slashed a guy!” crowd.

Lol. Oh yeah that totally works. Can you point out which ones he won as an executive? Thanks

Being a great player doesn’t make you a good coach. And being a great coach doesn’t make you a good team president.

Phil was reaaaaaallllllyyyy good at 2 things:

Those rings belong to the all-time greats, including the GOAT, who made the shots. Zen master my ass. What kind of a boss publicly humiliates their employees? I really wish Melo would go from passive aggressive tweets to a quoted “Fuck you Phil.” Sorry NYK fans.

What hope? That Ben can get through pre-season without getting hurt again, or that Embid can be fully healed from another major surgery in time for pre-season?

Hot take, but it falls apart a bit when you remember that Jackson is the one who extended Melo’s Knicks contract in the first place.

He was never the one to acquire the talent, but come coach it over the hump (Bulls in ‘89 already had Jordan, Pippen, Grant; Lakers in ‘99 already had Shaq & Kobe).

He’s just showing how smart he is, without 2 of the biggest stars in the league magically falling into his lap and milk it for all its worth.

Porzingis Shows Dingus His Finguhs

So when is Matt Calvert being charged?

I’m surprised Deadspin didn’t have the Calvert hit in a post last night. It’s such a bizarre thing to do.

It’s impressive to have the strictest libel laws and the most absurd tabloids.

“Discovery, though...” - Dude in charge of America’s legal counsel

Tomorrow is the 28th anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you HOLY SHIT THE GROUND IS MOVING WHAT THE FUCK RUN

It's like watching the crowd at a Dave Matthews Band concert.