Pizza guy.

in re: requested memo-

We don't coordinate our Girls ass-eating coverage with any other site.

Maybe it's cause I'm 35, but this is inconceivable to me. I find it hard to believe that many people beyond serious niche fetishists would even want to try this.

Feeling very jealous of the part where you got a local anesthetic. I did NOT get one when I got my Mirena. The doctor said "Oh, you'll just feel a pinch!" OKAY SURE IF BY PINCH YOU MEAN "A HAUNTING OTHERWORLDLY PAIN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE AND BY THE WAY THIS SHAKY HANDS MED STUDENT MEASURED THE UTERUS WRONG SO…

I had the best insertion experience of any of my IUD'd friends (no pain, quick, no cramping, not enough spotting to interfere with my sex life.)

This is my favorite move Captain America has ever been in.

im sorry that i keep commenting but i am just really overwhelmed and it's really difficult

Swoon!

Alrightythen.

Like the fine print on a loan application, so too goes this article - unread.

That's brilliant! Now if I can be sure to never get laid off, incur some massive medical debt, or have my identity stolen, I'll be golden...

It would be difficult for this comment to be any more smarmy or self-righteous. Must be hard to see all the little people from up on top of that high horse.

Are you seriously the Cat Stealing Dog Bed Truther right now? Were all the conspiracy theories about chemtrails and the Lizard People taken up before you got here?

She deserves scorn/ ridicule because she made a scene and insisted that the (non existent) bread rolls were previously provided to her for FREE. Unless the restaurant regularly gives away free platters of tempura (seems doubtful?) her mistake wasn't just seeing tempura on someone's table and mistaking it for bread.

Because she was an ass about it. She was rude to the server as were her friends. If she'd been polite then fair enough it would be mean to laugh, but she wasn't.

This story also pretty perfectly captures how bad most people are at accommodating disabilities, all over the place. It seems most people don't know that much, if anything, about what accommodation is and how it works, and they keep falling back on "these are the rules and we can't make exceptions". You are supposed…

Armand du Plessis, better known as Cardinal Richelieu:

Mel Gibson, as William Wallace in Braveheart. Not only is it by far the least accurate historical movie, but it's also responsible for this reverse-tastic statue of William Wallace as Mel Gibson, as Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein, carrying a testicle on a chain and standing next to a decapitated head. Which I like…