I'll be honest...I thought this was a really bad movie. Garfield and Stone had good chemistry together, but that was independent from the material or the director. They would have good chemistry together in a World War 2 film...The story was lame, the action was only barely OK, and the logic leaps from set piece to…

I did something fun with my hair today! I got a streak of purple in my hair that matches my glasses. Dye hasn't touched my hair since 2004, but my recent birthday (31) left me feeling plain and old. Anyone else doing summer hair experiments?

I just watched RIPD. Like, all of it. I'm angry at the writers, I'm angry at the source comic, I'm angry at the director, I'm angry at both the decent actors that were in the film, but most of all I'm angry at myself.

I started working out regularly two months ago, through strength-training, circuit training, and the occasional jog. Well, I just weighed myself after my initial weigh-in in June, and I've gained three pounds. I've noticed that my quads and butt have changed a little bit, and I've also gained some muscle in my arms,…

Starring in the Calcium Kid taught Bloom nothing. That's terrible punching form.

This, however, is fire. But I think you have to be Rihanna to pull it off.

I'm actually one of the lucky ones, too, because I get three paid months off. That's super -generous, by American standards...legally, the leave doesn't have to be paid.

Yup. That's because most companies don't offer maternity leave, FMLA only covers 12 weeks, and women don't want to lose their jobs for having a kid. But sure, bitches be gamin' the system or whatever.

BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS! No seriously, Guardians of the Galaxy is a tongue-in-cheek action flick meant to appeal to those of us with senses of humor and a love of goofball sci-fi. Think Spaceballs meets Marvel. If you don't want to see it, cool. But don't be a dick.

I started getting Chanel to send stuff. I started having these designers send stuff over because I saw the merit in getting that kind of stuff on television. It was interesting: If I had those connections in the fashion world, why not?

Possibly relevant, possibly not: A few years ago, we did get a tip about two popular Vikings involved in a situation similar to the one Kluwe mentioned.

Cue to some nutcases on my FB feed who are suspecting a conspiracy BECAUSE there were 108 prominent aids researchers on board. Like, aids equals gays equals Putin hates the gays equals he wants to kill the gays equals he must have shot this plane from the sky because evil.

Semi-related: I describe my kid as "like the raptors in Jurassic Park" — he's studying and finding weaknesses to exploit. He could open child-proof bottles before he was one. Those plastic covers for plugs? He just pulls them out. We have these chord loop doohickeys that wrap around two knobs and you tighten it down…

There's a groom's cake which means DOUBLE THE CAKE, BABY.

I had The On-a-Budget-but-Nobody-Cares Wedding, because we went too subtle with the nerdiness of our theme for it to be a "heavily themed" wedding. We're Back to the Future fans (I mean, isn't everyone?), so we went with Enchantment Under the Sea. Include "Earth Angel" on the playlist, hide a couple of "Save the Clock…

I hope Special Investigator Anne-Marie Lucas was there to give them a swift kick in the ass.

Okay, but if those are her 4 year old daughter's slippers, that kid has some giant feet. #footshaming

Love it! As much as I enjoy a killer pair of heels in my everyday life, I would not want to fight crime in stilettos. Her sensible combat/hiking boot-ish hybrid thing looks comfy, utilitarian, and great. Actually, that's the whole costume. AND! It's still sexy without being ridiculously objectifying or gaze-y. …

Let's master subject-verb agreement before attempting word-play, okay?

From my time in Boston I found that they mostly protest on the weekends. Hatemongers have to keep down jobs too, probably at puppy-kicking farms and the DMV.