But how can I make my friend’s cancer about ME?
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See, that’s what I was writing months ago. Of COURSE Rocco wants to stay in London with his “cool” dad. He gets to hang out with rich wastrels all night because dad wants him to butch it up after spending so much time with Madonna and her circle of gays, instead of being forced to study and hang with mom in never…
It seems like it’s only going to get more difficult for Taylor Swift to attract anyone who isn’t a sociopathic attention whore. Who else would want to to take on the role of her Very Public Boyfriend, when they’ve seen the chute that the exes slide down at the end?
Hard. Hitting. Journalism.
I don’t even do public speaking regularly but an hour or two of talking straight has me coughing like crazy with a sore jaw for days. I don’t know how people do it without regularly collapsing.
Newt Gingrich is one sick fuck. Of course, he has been for decades and he’s still alive, so we may have to wait a while yet.
Sane people just assume everyone doesn’t want them until the person makes a move on them. I mean...
Does he at least cover his mouth when he coughs, cause seriously, Hillary needs to cover her mouth when she coughs.
What a hack!
He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.
If you have hard water, the best suggestion I have is buy citric acid (buy a big container of it), a little xanthum gum (it is a thickener), hot water, and a little salt. Since much of the problem stems from the mineral deposits left behind, that will be able to stick to vertical surfaces and dissolve the stuff…
Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.
Is the premise of Lena Dunham’s argument that she deserves to be paid attention to?
His response: basically, he doesn’t know her.
Why would he know her? Should he know her? 80% of America doesn't know her.
After you take the time to give your shower a good cleaning, you’ll want to do whatever you can to keep it that way.…
I’ve got your back, bro.
I’ve got your back, bro.
I call shenanigans on carbonated water being easier to drink than ‘standard’ water.
I call shenanigans on carbonated water being easier to drink than ‘standard’ water.