I actually found Steve's home office the most interesting. Although I cant remember if it was show here or on Gizmodo.

All: "... happy birthday to you!"

@queensowntalia: Well there was that one time a friend came over: "Wow, you have a lot of books..." she said just before remembering an 8am meeting the next day. That was kind of awkward.

@queensowntalia: ?

@corpore-metal: We had an overload in the diaper department on Saturday morning. Not pretty.

@Rasselas: Or feed them in the middle of the night, or comfort them when they want to cry, or when you want to sleep. Other than that obsoletely.

@Manly McBeeferton: Only if you promise not to eat me. Otherwise I'll panic and empty the clip on full auto. Not that it will do me much good - if I happen to somehow hit your mutant ass, it probably wont do anything but get you pissed.

@Platypus Man: "real" football is that odd north American game? You really are an odd collection of mixed up parts Platypus Man ;-)

Excellent! This will be useful when I finally turn this country into a full on totalitarian state. With military police on every street corner and this helpful research, I'll be able to pick those commie liberal money wasters out from a crowd so we can reeducate them to proper right wing thinking - totally worth the…

@i heart bacon hub: wouldn't the alkaline mud burn their skin and cause them to froth at the mouth with arsenic poisoning. How could I enjoy that? No, mud wrestling should be bikini clad, PH neutral, wet and slippery spectator fun. And good for the skin.

@arcticfox012: Pffft, they were planted by the aliens that built the pyramids.

@99TelepodProblems: Yeah, but there was plenty of methane. Those neanderthals could fart like you wouldn't believe.

@vinod1978: I think they use "Liberal" in most of the rest of the 'States.

So my master plan to somehow become independently wealthy so I can retire early and write that best selling novel has a second flaw?

@swenson: I think they still need something to explain why the expansion of the universe is accelerating rather than slowing down.

@Bitsbite: My thoughts exactly. But when I read the linked article I learned they are asking what would happen if every element in the table came into contact simultaneously.

@Al Swearengen: Ahh yes. "After enlightenment, the laundry."

@Eriamjh: There is something profound about that.

"The China Telecom network absorbed all the data and returned it without any significant delay"

@Prawn_Star will never leave whitenoise: I'm not sure which Gubbermint you're defending here, but it is a fact that "quantitative easing" devalues a currency and a number of western countries most notably the US have been easing like crazy.