@Frostbite: Disappointing or Ironic?

@renafuse: and at the risk of abusing an overused cliche that usually makes me wince: you win the internetz for today.

So it's 7" in the US and 3 or 4" in China?

@mexi1010: My parents had one of these when I was a kid. I wonder what happened to it.

@Matthew: I dont think Apple cares about the price. But including a HDMI cable would spoil the designed-in-California made-in-China packaging.

@Sunburn_summer: Really? I have the opposite problem. I have somehow accumulated six of the damn things, despite not having a HDMI capable TV.

@Benny Gesserit: So you've been told to say the opposite of what you think in an indirect way. Ironic, no?

Damn! I guess I can scratch the Netherlands as my next scuba diving adventure.

@MavisPuford: fair enough. Thats why I prefered the water pistol. You cant fill a hose with ice water...

@The Overmind: Oh, no you've got to have that pump action goodness.

@gaggle64: Eeexcellent!

@Neon: Makes perfect sense - Obama did win the Nobel peace prize.

@a.seivewright: Pfft. Will Smith is nothing without Jeff Goldblum.

Everyone laughed at me when I suggested using magnets to control peoples brians.

@pikixtlaniman: You need to be precise, otherwise you can turn up at the gig and find out that all of the yukky brown m&ms are mixed in with the yummy red ones and that spoils everything.

Old bicycle pump: check. Empty softdrink bottle: check. plastic conduit: check. Pnumatic tubing:check.

@MavisPuford: why wouldnt you, I dunno, just use the hose? Our hose had one those trigger opperated nozzles so it kind of looked like a water pistol. Mobility kind of sucked though, so you were limited in ambush fun.

@espinha: Internet memes aren't as funny after the first dozen or so times you hear them. There may be a brief retro internet cliche revival but apart from that its all down here from there.

Meh.

@pikixtlaniman: what no red bull? Surely there must be copious amounts of caffiene and unhealthy quantities of sugar.