@Go Vols!: Just what I was going to say, only my other news was going to be that we have unconfirmed reports that the Ocean is both wet and salty.

@waclark57: Not being an oenophile myself I wont claim to understand it, but I have some certified wine snobs for friends and the glasses they use for red wine are seriously the size of buckets.

@Curves: Pffft! This is why I know that the US can not really be the greatest country in the world: you poor bastards need to wait until you're 21.

@ziffelbat: or possibly you're a man with a girly hair cut and enormous man boobs?

@Aeros: Then you lady, have man hands.

@HK-47: the problem will be dodging the personality tests on the way out of the theater.

@BoxOfScraps: You know, the thing that annoys me about Scientology being recognized as a real religion in Australia is that 'the force' is not, even though I'm sure that we got the numbers in the census.

@Graviton1066: I think that's a great idea and I dont want to sound like i'm dissing it, but that kind of intervention is needed because the market isn't going to cut it.

@Graviton1066: The innovation of the market place is driven by the profit motivation. You are not going to make more money filtering microscopic pieces of plastic from the ocean than you could from making it from the raw petroleum; or normal terrestrial recycling for quite some time.

No, No, No. The only way to reduce this mess is through genetically engineered bacteria.

@Graviton1066: As pointed out by many other commenters. Most of the debris is in really small pieces.

@Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: Funny, I'm seeing the same trend in hi budget flicks too...

@Captain_Tripps: There are times when you should attempt to understand to experience greatness and there are times when you should not. This is one of those times when you should not.

@SpammerOvTheGods: I was going to say this move is worth it just for the sound track.

@cheesepuff18: The question mark is unnecessary. You are correct.

@Stevox: But he's right:

@Spaceboy: This is all so depressing that, yes damn it, I want a cigarette.

@Aklost: Thank you. You win the internets. Best laugh I've had all week.

'a "Bourne"-style thriller crossed with alien elements. The protagonist is part of an elite force that is tasked with tracking aliens who get past Earth's defense system.'

@ITIL_Prince: Because "the best defence is a good offence" [sic]?