@cheeze-n-razzle: Drunken fan-powered Jackass hijinks ensue.

This makes perfect sense! Feed the mice arsenic trioxide and you'll block their Hedgehog paths. Wait, What?

@RizzRustbolt: wait, Cthulu isnt based on a Jewish Demon?

This is a cultural issue reinforced by thousands of years of associating exposure to the sun with poverty and class. That doesn't make it right, but that doesn't make it a race issue at all.

So in the space of the few weeks since all of the complaints were shouted across the intertubes: Apple made some fundamental design changes; got together with foxconn; foxconn put the new design into production (somehow sourcing new components along the way) and shipped completed units to Apple in the US; and Apple…

@brentbent)dense as a neutron star and bright as a super nova(: I dont think I like the types of drugs that scientists invented.

@linworthnewt: Thanks for the words of encouragement.

@theimmc: So in addition to having steve control what you can do with a device you legally own, you'd be happy with him telling you where you can drive?

And so as the banner of innovation passed from the generation that built Japan from the ashes of failed imperial conquest to their repressed children and then to their rebellious grand children, the first cracks started to appear. As it turned out the first evidence of the fall was not the insane sadistic TV game…

@tetracycloide: The down side is that you'd be getting all those free drugs because people pooped and/or pissed it out into the environment. Now recycling is good, but you can take a good idea too far.

@HK-47: I sense a ballad in there somewhere. I'm just trying to decide the right style and artist. Bluesy Country, R&B? I dunno.

@13enster: There's all those singing, dancing, surfer penguins man. They spoke English like it was their native tongue in those Disney documentaries.

My wife is 4 months pregnant and had a nightmare that the baby was an uncontrollable monkey. Do I share this or keep it to myself?

@Scimarad: Maybe the British people I know translate automatically or something. Come to think of it I cant recall a discussion on underwear so it may have just never come up. The rubber thong (aka flip flops) did cause some hilarity though.

@sephycloneno15: Not all random genetic mutations are a net positive or a net negative.

@bawheid: I'm pretty sure that the British differentiate between pants and underpants.

only 4 comments. I guess it's not as remarkable as 3rd story tube stations, comic-con collectables or sexy Twilight Zombies.

@ddhboy: no, only the temple scribes would be reading from stone tablets. The rest of us would be toiling in the dirt fearing the magic in the stone tablets

@alek2407: Wait. You're being ironic right?

@OmegaVader: Why? Are digital media too complicated for arts majors?