@tetracycloide: The down side is that you'd be getting all those free drugs because people pooped and/or pissed it out into the environment. Now recycling is good, but you can take a good idea too far.

@HK-47: I sense a ballad in there somewhere. I'm just trying to decide the right style and artist. Bluesy Country, R&B? I dunno.

@13enster: There's all those singing, dancing, surfer penguins man. They spoke English like it was their native tongue in those Disney documentaries.

My wife is 4 months pregnant and had a nightmare that the baby was an uncontrollable monkey. Do I share this or keep it to myself?

@Scimarad: Maybe the British people I know translate automatically or something. Come to think of it I cant recall a discussion on underwear so it may have just never come up. The rubber thong (aka flip flops) did cause some hilarity though.

@sephycloneno15: Not all random genetic mutations are a net positive or a net negative.

@bawheid: I'm pretty sure that the British differentiate between pants and underpants.

only 4 comments. I guess it's not as remarkable as 3rd story tube stations, comic-con collectables or sexy Twilight Zombies.

@ddhboy: no, only the temple scribes would be reading from stone tablets. The rest of us would be toiling in the dirt fearing the magic in the stone tablets

@alek2407: Wait. You're being ironic right?

@OmegaVader: Why? Are digital media too complicated for arts majors?

@jblues: It must make some sort of financial sense for Hollywood to keep on churning out the same old banal crap. Otherwise they wouldnt keep doing it, right?

@Xagest: Well, lets not go too crazy. Metal detectorists are a conservative bunch and rollerblades are so impractical on the sand ;-)

@dapper_otter: I would have gone with personal savings buried in the back paddock so as to hide from the tax collectors; thieves; and roaming brigands.

@badhatharry: I would like to inspect it personally too. Just to be sure.

@Ioncloud9: would it? supply and demand. Putting a few thousand on the market all at once could reverse that.

@BionicleOyster: You dont have to follow the trend you know. You could be daring: wear jeans and trainers, use a backpack. Collect $500k.

@Doctor How: I like to think I'm a man, even if the wife keeps on asking me when the baby is due...

@wagedomain: It must get lonely under that bridge.

@Arken: Bah! Lies and propaganda from the old media industry! They want you to go back to their tree killing, real world warming, landfill filling, inferior product.