As a long time Bloom County fan seeing your AVClub name made me smile. 

My heart goes out to you. Please accept my hug in spirit. 

For some reason I read that in Uncle Deadly’s voice.

You can set it by binding it in controller options. Just make sure to bind select fire to another button.

You’d think Rockstar with all the money they make from GTA V online they could do better than a bunch of lazy ports from terrible parody games they made 17 years ago and a few half-assed retro clones. I mean come on. I’ve seen fan-made Fallout parody side-scrolling games that look better than these.

They did on the Atari 2600. That console was terrible.

I never got into it because it just wasn’t that funny. The original series was very much a low budget, suited to a struggling small-time network dying for any kind of content show. It meant they could get away with saying anything whether funny or not because there was nothing else better on to watch. They focused too…

Maybe they’re disabled. I have a lot of time on my hands due to being disabled and unable to do much of anything physical. I spend a lot of my free time doing creative things but games are definitely something I spend a lot of time on. 

More than a bit unfair to retail workers. Just because the job is mopping floors doesn’t mean it’s only suited to the lowest common denominator. Some of the most compassionate people I’ve known were people I met working the night shift at Wal-Mart. Honestly you’re just doing the same kind of stereotyping this article…

My only question is, “Did it have to be yet another white guy with sunglasses?” 

Ricky is a woman. She transitioned in 2014. Just some friendly advice-if someone is mentioned as being trans it’s a good idea to refer to them in gender neutral terms before referring to them as a specific gender. It’s more respectful than misgendering them. 

How the hell do you mess up the Miami Vice cliche so badly? 

Why are you sucking Epic’s dick so hard? 

Shitty victim blaming is shitty. 

Tom Savini got to be so good at depicting dead and messed up bodies because he was in the Army and served during the Vietnam conflict. He’s said in interviews he just depicted the messed up stuff he saw. 

PTSD is caused by more than just war. It is brought about by traumatic stress. That could be caused by anything. Seeing a terrible car accident. Losing a friend. I suffered it myself after someone linked me to graphic video of a fire I had lost two friends because of. I saw both of them trapped in the flames and heard…

The company behind the Mortal Kombat series has hundreds of employees and doesn’t just make the MK series. That means the odds are good at least some people have worked there after the last MK game was made and went to work there to make other kinds of games. Since you don’t always get to choose what games to work on…

This guy’s an asshole. 

When I heard Peter passed away I felt like I’d lost a friend. It still hurts. I got to meet him a few times and he was always gracious. When I thanked him as Chewie for being a friend to me I could tell his appreciation was sincere. The man was a gentle soul and kind as could be. Chewie will always be my hero and…

My grandmother is 102 and healthy as a horse. A really old horse that doesn’t take any shit.