I'll be North Carolina-ing when I go to UNC next year.

Meh, I'm hesitant. Now how will I be able to screencheat?

Did anyone else like the 2005 film? I'm a fan of movies conveying the sense of surviving against all odds.

So, this is a tie-in for... Brink?

Theoretically speaking, once this daughter bears a child (which is technically in her mom's uterus), she'd eventually give birth to her own sister.

FUCK YOU HANS BRIX!

Jokes on you; he's actually a human ship-in-a-bottle. That's right, he was pieced together in that thing.

YYYAAAAWWWW!

I'd cuddle with it even if it was that sharp.

I fucking love Dexter.

To be completely honest, TL;DR

Misleading title FTL.

Wow, these are freaking awesome. The Star Wars, Michael Jordan, and 28 Weeks Later parodies really take the cake.

Higher. We need to dig higher.

Yup. This article must have fallen off of the waaambulance.

The resemblance is uncanny.

Meh, a train could still get over that.

What's up with the lack of ADS?

Well, it's not too bad of an investment, considering they killed Osama and all.

Honorabre suicide!