Oh, you're right!
I feel shame….and I should know better. I'm an ATC, I pretty much have that movie memorized!

*sick* people

No class.

Superbad is an OK movie with some good laughs, but that sidebar picture of Jonah Hill with that goddam "15 Worst Movies Featuring Your Oscar Nominees" has got to go.

*ahem* Her?

I guess it's a good thing the site's not named "StarWipes", which sounds like some really disgusting porn.

Who?

Officer Blart. He rolled up on his Segway to provide some backup.

"Shevy Chase" ?

Purple Jesus: Everclear, grape Kool-Aid, and some sliced fruit (for class), mixed with your arm in a big plastic trash can.

Given that this Newswire item is about the lovely and talented Cobie Smulders, why the hell stick us with a header pic of the gnomish Tom Cruise?

Megyn Kelly shows visible contempt for everything and everyone. Of course, when she's dealing with Trump, it's completely deserved, but still. Has she ever showed approval for anything?

"…like a girl-baby born to a Chinese family…"

Alice Eve?!

Suit yourself; I'm easy.

The Monster wears reading glasses while reading the Wall Street Journal in bed. Plus, he has an enormous schwanzstucker.

There pun!

All I know is I sure hate those dirty bastards.

I would beg to differ.