I love banging on pots and pans with a big stick. It sure beats tinkling on a grand piano.

This truck should be sent to the CDC for two reasons: One, it's an escalade, and two, it was owned by an human STD petri-dish.

The Alaskan fishermen should give up the Bering Sea and buy this Caddy instead. They will be fishing crabs out of the seats all day.

Translation in English: Talentless Fame Whore.

It all makes sense now.