Admit it, own it, funny gif. This is how adults recover from a super minor mistake. Well done.

I am literally crying from laughter alone in my office at this. Thank you, thank you.

I happened across the Duggar family (the one with the bazillion children) filming their show once, years ago. When I got home, I told my male roommate about seeing them, then I did some googling to find out WHY they had all those kids. Roommate was cooking dinner, so I gave him a synopsis. “Apparently they were…

I loved this whole thread so there’s that

I was talking to a male friend about hpv and uterine cancer and when I said “obviously you don’t need to worry”, he thought I was making a joke about him being stupid and inferred from this that the uterus was a part of the brain. I caught him when he tried to *burn* me back. laughed my ass off

It’s not good to judge couples from afar, but Darren, you really f*cking blew it. She was so far out of your league, it wasn’t even funny. You don’t make an esoteric art film with Jennifer Lawrence. You make Oscar-bait films the way Scorsese did with DiCaprio, one after the other. Jennifer Lawrence as Amelia Earhart!…

You know what, it was funny. If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. <3

You know what, it was funny. If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. <3

Not a joke. I’m just dumb as fuck.

Get you someone that makes you feel like Megan & Nick.

Why does Aronofsky look like Steve Jobs now?

My husband and I used to have this problem. If we have a stressor, I want to discuss it to death and he wants to leave it alone until he’s ready. We finally agreed on a ten minute venting session where I can let fly, and then we put it away. It’s been surprisingly good for me, he’s much less stressed, and we don’t…

Then you may enjoy Starfox, a rescue dog we fostered:

Looks like you ought to train her to snicker...

Charles has had enough of your nonsense, and will pull this car over, if he has to.

This side eyeing little shit is Charles

I’m making a pork roast and a turkey breast. Pork roast for my husband’s family and turkey for me. And both are inferior to mashed potatoes.

Me, Poison Ivy

63,000,000 people saw a candidate brag about sexual assault on a video tape and still voted for him. At this point, nothing surprises me.

I am finally hopeful. I feel this could actually happen (and whoever did it, is amazing.)