On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

I think this movie looks great.

She... doesn’t look pregnant at all? THAT’s considered pregnant? I... want to get off this planet.

And he called BuzzFeed, who released the dossier in full, “a failing pile of garbage” who would “suffer the consequences.”

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Personal beliefs aside, that is an impressively thoughtful and work-intensive gift.

All of this for doing what Christian monks did for centuries?

Stanford’s investigation of Karnes’s complaint found that Hinton had in fact made an “unwanted sexual advance” on the younger professor, but that this did not constitute sexual harassment.

“20 minutes later I had the little bugger in a bag,”

Oh, Australia. You.

“Is this sort of thing taught in Australian public schools?” Lol, yeah actually.

I suspect I know exactly what he’s doing: Trolling 300 million people.

And Emma Thompson is the best Emma of all!

I still like Stone! I can get behind the hate of Roberts though, she seems like a real piece of work.

Come on, like none of those bad hombres wanted to saddle up and ride?

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

I have no memories of ever smelling electricity. However, both times I was pregnant my sense of smell was fucked. Smells I had previously enjoyed and/or didn’t care about that much were abhorrent to me. Since both times I was pregnant , I didn’t know until about 8-10 weeks along, I’d look back and think oh yeah, that…