‘the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, I agree with all of this but especially the second point. I think that perhaps the desire to focus on personality is a bit lacking in that, while Trout and Betts are great, they need someone to play off of.

“Race ‘im Jerry!”

You seem like the kinda guy who would change the waist measurement on his jeans, you vain sonofabitch!

Can anybody explain the physics of why the back end breaks loose in situations like this? I understand that the tires aren’t providing sufficient grip to translate the torque in the wheels to the ground to accelerate forward, but I don’t understand the source of the force that makes it seem like these cars have had…

Does “weird diseases” include stuff like accidentally severing your glove hand while slicing a sandwich?

RIP Duaner Sanchez

just how many people can i hit if i take this to a cars & coffee meetup?

The only argument against it, in my mind, is that when the game is stopping towards the end, the players are rested enough to give each sequence far more energy than they could if it were simply one of 10 plays that occur in a row without pause.

I also are smashing things pitches. I use my baseball bat stick.

“I don’t get it. At all. He’s kind of a large kicker. I mean, what am I missing? Am I crazy?”

You’re 500 love handles in the wind. 

Up in kicker heaven, here’s the deal
You trade your legs for chauffeur’s wheels
And now that you have tabula rasa
Try not to eat all of the kielbasa

“We’ll see who brings in more honey.”

Im all for it. Just thought this was a rare opportunity to bring up the move Ladybugs.

Did the yankees start using the met’s medical team?

You are ascribing way too much precision to a sloppily worded blog. They clearly meant the former best player in the world but don’t have things like copy editors to check their work.

They don’t come out in force for articles like this, there is literally no sane way to spin this as good news.

If you hold it sideways... kinda?