It’s been brought to my attention that I missed the sarcasm in your post. Which I did. Entirely. Kudos.

I do not want the Fiesta ST

Thank you for sharing your completely irrelevant personal anecdote.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Ah good old GM quality right there.

Oh, is it being held in Dodger Stadium?

This man will not shut up or dribble.

FYI Wayne LaPierre isn’t the founder of the NRA. Hell, the founder of the NRA would take the current board and beat them with a hose. The NRA sponsored almost every single large gun regulation in this country (1934, 1938, Mulford Act, and 1968) until they went batshit insane in the ‘70s.

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

They never asked Hill’s Angels or any of the countless others that have lost their jobs by responding to feminists’ demands. The rules have always been created by some women to restrict other women. Pick your time in western civilization and it’s always been that way for one reasoning or another. Once that reasoning…

Again... Nobody asked the actual Grid girls...

My favorite part of this story is the part where I can’t read it because GMG uses ad networks that pop up shit like this that won’t let you navigate off the page or get rid of the pop-up without totally closing the browser and starting over. It helps the reader empathize with Tonya Harding’s grit and determination.…

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.

You are quite right.

What part of:

All rental cars are purpose built rally cars. The electronic parking brake is the worst thing to happen to the rental car market.

Jeep. Wrangler.

Ohhhhh yah, the White Walkers, not too good a deal there. They were over at Olafson’s farm the other year, you know, couple miles past the old Eastwatch-by-the-Sea and then turn left at where Svenson used to have his silo? His kid left for school in King’s Landing this year. King’s Landing, I don’t know about that,…