Because you don't want a burglar or psycho-killer to know where you live.

He's probably bitter because he can't get out of the grays.

Maybe ban spectators sitting directly in front of the catch fencing, scheissekopfs...

I don't like seeing decent cars treated this way, I don't care what they are or who owns them. V6 Camaros need love too! I'm not sure if this was supposed to be funny or what. Definitely not a cool video like they tried to say at the end.

Man, that's tough. You really want to pull for the guy, but... I just can't root for a guy named Brady Aiken. Sorry Brady, can't do it.

WTF did a 20+ year O6 resign instead of retire? That don't make no sense.

Check the freezer. There are some big Ziploc bags down at the bottom, under some Werthers from 1975.

I know several Full Birds. If this guy really was a Colonel, he has fallen farther than anyone I've ever met or heard of. "Retired" Colonels take high six-figure consulting jobs. They don't work "bar security".

I'm sure he was "in the service"...but he was not a Colonel. Sorry buddy.

Anybody who used to be a colonel was absolutely no fucking way working "bar security". Colonels are big time officers. Your friend is lying to you.

It looks like a robot face trying to squeeze its way out of the dash.

no, they do. All the time

Considering how many things they do get right - yeah, I'd say yeah.

Nice review. I know you guys take what the manufacturer gives out for reviews, but I would love to read a review of one of these that wasn't a nearly $40k 4x4 Crew cab V6 variant.

"Uwe" nailed it.

Ya, and "Crash" won best picture. Award shows are always proof of quality.

"A Latverian goldmine? DIBS."

Can I volunteer to be a miner? I definitely won't form a union and the "ovarian lung disease" will be worth it.

"In the meantime, there are going to be a lot of thuds."

Can you boil sea water with this thing?