"Right. Athletes and hookers are always a good mix."

Chip Kelly wants to clone JJ Watt and have him play every position, except QB. that's Tebows spot

It is assumed that cars are inherently a cost, not an investment. So why pull hairs trying to beat depreciation?

How the fuck does this get un-grayed, but I never do? lol.

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ALL new cars are going to be upside down for at least some amount of time; I don't care what you buy.

No, this:

Chip's gonna be pissed when he finds out Byron Maxwell isn't actually this guy.

Well you're just a bundle of joy.

I just have to admire both the perseverance and courage of Emma and her boyfriend. I don't know if I could have waited that long for McDonald's, nor do I know if I would have had the bravery to eat something prepared by someone so clearly on another plane of existence.

Subaru has spent a few decades now actively marketing to the lesbian market. Source: colleagues in automotive advertising. This is not a value judgement — it is but a simple and humble fact.

They don't sell them in the US because lesbians typically don't drive that fast.

Uh, no.

Sport: an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.

It's people like you that make me hate the internet. Deadspin is full of you clones - you all think that you're too interesting to be impressed by anything. Go fuck yourself with a fire hydrant, you unoriginal fuckboy.

Do you realize how ridiculous this column is? We have to compare her to men, because there has never been a female fighting circuit that anyone has paid attention to on this level. Just like Lebron has to deal with MJ comparisons, she will have to deal with comparisons, and lacking any females to use as benchmarks,…

If that was her one trick, you'd think somebody would've come up with a means of beating it.

This article is about a quote by UFC head Dana White. Dana White cannot say "Rousey is the next Mike Tyson." Mike Tyson is a male convicted of rape and often perceived to have a violent personality and tendency to deeply misogynistic behaviors. The head of the UFC brand cannot publicly say that the one star female…

Yeah, she's a one-trick pony. Her trick is: "winning".

No. This is dumb. Any current male fighter would find it high praise to be called the next Mike Tyson. The reason you have to call her the female Mike Tyson and not "the next Mike Tyson" is because if you just say next Mike Tyson idiots who don't appreciate what she's doing will go "but she's a girl"