True story: The most horrible flight I’ve ever had was on JetBlue. I know they have a good reputation, and I fly them when I can (even though their destinations are limited). It started when I asked to change my seat on the return flight of a round trip, because it was the same plane I had flown out on and I knew from…

How about a version of The Parent Trap NOT based on the premise that a divorcing couple divided their twins in infancy, with the agreement that each girl would never see the other parent — or one another — again, thus making them pretty much the worst parents who ever lived???!!!

Then where will they greet the President?

So, buddy, do you think you might want to take another pass at your coverage of the Daniel Franzese/Bijou Phillips story? He says she outed him, publicly and repeatedly humiliated him regarding his sexuality, and kicked him in the head so hard he might have had a concussion. You responded with a single snarky line…

“An ancient,” huh?

Can I just say that NBC is being more than a little hypocritical here? As a reporter for the NBC-related entertainment show “Access Hollywood,” it was Billy Bush’s job to suck up to celebrities, and especially celebrities on NBC. That’s still his job on “The Today Show.”

I agree. The entire article seems a lot less interested in literature than in revealing Ferrante’s Jewish background (while suggesting there’s something wrong with her “passing” as a normal Italian woman). Of course, “exposing” Jews in the media is a favorite pastime of antisemites to this day.

Given that Busy Philipps once had a Gawker commenting account, I think it’s important that you get the weird spelling of her last name right.

Based on what my parents apparently thought was an adequate explanation, here’s how I thought sex worked when I was a kid:

How come everyone else got a week older, but I just stayed the same age?

Baby, now that they've found you, they won't let you go.

Raggedy Anne

"The Princess and the Peat"

The female nerd played by a model in glasses.

Hi LeVar,

It's pretty sad if you consider that this article came out four days ago:

Audiences are more and more fragmented, so film and music stars need to do whatever they can to appeal to specific groups — whether it's women, men, kids, teenagers, comedy fans, sports fans, country-music fans, etc. And there's at least one awards show aimed at each fan base.

At last, a demonstration that all kinds of women can look good in a swimsuit, whether they're professional models in their early 20s or even professional models in their mid-20s!

Maybe everyone expects Taylor Townsend to look like an overachieving high school student from "The O.C."

So now you can look like you're wearing a hairpiece even if you aren't.