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You make a good point. Could she have? Of Course. She is a brilliant hard working woman. Did she though? Ahh hell naw

Well played

Unless your an inanimate object i’d be more worried about men that hit women.

Rofl at those two little candy asses

92k. Damn. Seems like a great car for the second owner

Very nice to know next time it’s forced down a family member’s throat and I have to salvage what is left of their computer

It’s Sunday. The lord only tolerates that shit on weekdays

It’s a great time to be an American (minus the whole Trump thing). $60k for this car? Who needs to see behind them anyways? You’re not passing those sucker putzes again

Has anyone been to Bakersfield? It’s the buttcrack of California. The Moss Eisley of the United States. Hitting 80 on surface streets is the least troubling thing going on there

If you are old enough to drive (or sit behind the driver seat of a toaster) you have no business playing that stupid shit

50 cent is a snitch and a sorry ass rapper. Also, at least Greedo shot back

It’s not a race track but a public road. Also not a “track day.” It’s a fucking public road

Don’t be so fast to get all furious

Less like Tony Stark and more like the Wizard of Oz

Congrats. You want to be a valet driver.

Yeah. That’s pretty crazy. I mean if they were all red that would be a wet dream. This is more like “calm down, Miami Vice.”

Listen BBC. I took one film class but more importantly I’m American. You guys give me a seven figure job and i’ll have this Top Gear running smoothly. Also, I’ll do something about your other shows. The production quality is so low they look like telenovelas

As someone who hates flying this is code brown

Well played Bateman

Gambling online in any capacity is full retard.