Damn. What a tackle. He would have gone pro but he runs the 40 in .... 40

Hot box the shit out of that thing. Who’s with me?

Move over to the right FFS

So attempting to negligently kill someone?

Do you even have a stereo under that bridge of yours?

Why is Action Bronson dressed like a sailor?

Nice catch? Now go catch some herpes from a public toilet

No but the chances that you nailed a uncooth woman that supports a horse themed football team is VERY high

Beyond that. Put tabasco in your used condoms because ladies will go to the bathroom, fish that used rubber out of the trash and try to baste the turkey

I snagged this shot at a beautiful car museum in Germany. (Sorry about the lighting; and yes that’s a M1 in front of it)

This all could have been prevented with moar horsepowers

Two five foot tall female officers? What beat was this? Candyland?

It should come off that way because that’s what it is

It takes more than money to be gumming balls like my man Bun B.

Sure the greatest and most successful state in the Union. What fly over state do you hail from, sir wise neck beard?

Yes. Completely level headed except for the fact that HE WAS LAYING ON TOP OF SOMEONE’S FUCKING CAR!

You really replied to that? Have a good weekend, jabroni

COTD

Because he is above the law... next question?

You should have spent that money on a pair of testicles.