I prefer Jack's rendition:

Brian Williams once told me this story. We were hot air ballooning at the time

Ah, how I miss Milo, Opus, and the rest of the Bloom County gang.

Goddamn, I am looking forward to becoming an elderly woman and fucking with people like this all day every day.

Start with just the 85kWh battery-equipped model and you're at $69,900. Add in the suspension ($2,250), the wheels and sticky rubber ($4,500), new seats ($3,500), the Tech Package with (non-functioning, yet) Autopilot ($4,250), and a $1,000 carbon fiber rear spoiler and you're already knocking on $100k. Then you add…

I've been using Pushbullet on my Mac for ages. What does this add, other than Safari compatibility? Also, who uses Safari?

It's a tactic used by off-roaders, and I'm sure it's much more effective with large off road tires than normal car tires.

Ah, but only for the gadget-obsessed technophobe who doesn't mind the audio being slightly out of sinc with the video.

As Gawker noted, it's mostly attributed to her not showing up for the scheduled recording of it yesterday and having to do it live.

Wasn't meaning against a live fire engagement. This type of platform wouldn't be deployed if missiles were flying.

How is this a gaming chair for your desk when it's more desk than chair, and impractical and inconvenient for most of the stuff you might use a desk for at that?

If it fits your body correctly, then a fitted shirt will accomplish a lot of this right off the hanger. I've had other guys give me a hard time for almost exclusively shopping at Express, saying that's its for gay men or just not manly enough. However, it's one of the few stores you can find anywhere that you can…

the article is right, raising ice from 31 to 32 degrees F, takes 1 cal per gram, but the energy required to take that ice from a solid to a liquid state takes 80 cal/gram.

The quote means things if you actually, for example, look it up. Or know your science. Rather than blindly dismissing him.

Anyone hear an ETA on Chromecast integration?

What's the significance of the "since September 11, 2001" point of reference? Am I missing something? (I realize that day is 9/11, but I don't know how it relates to the B-1.)

the gizmodo's jesus shouldn't say "first 4k movie you can download..." That bad reporting is likely where they got the idea.

Being the first videophile in your city arrested for eating someone's face? Priceless.....