WHEN the hell will the statute of limitations on rape and sexual assault be lifted across the board?? Why is this still even a thing??

I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

A couple of pretty good movies were ruined for me because of gratuitous nude scenes. Sigourney Weaver having to strip down to her undies in Alien was bogus. And Jamie Lee Curtis doing that embarrassing strip tease in True Lies - oh and her tits in Trading Places. And poor Emily RataBlurredLines having Affleck slobber…

This is a discussion about drinking beer while you shower. If you’re the type of artisotractic person who snubs beer based exclusively on the container, you should probably just sit this one out.

*eyeroll* This tired schtick?

Stick a sock in it. People hated Hillary long before they knew who Bernie Sanders was.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

It helps that her skin is flawless and she’s so stunningly beautiful without makeup.

I’m so glad that the men who wrote the script were comfortable using a misogynistic insult and felt that it was not gratuitous! Thank you for letting me know that it is ok!!! My lady brain probably wouldn’t have been able to handle it otherwise!!!!

I’d give anything, everything. to have a romantic partner who feels that way about me. I’ve never made it past three dates, so the idea that one person could see me and *KNOW* she wants to marry me, it just beyond conception.

I wont drink in IPA unless it’s been on a slow ocean voyage from England to India.

Chardonnay: A white wine that tastes like freshly-mown grass steeped in cat urine.

always ask for a curly straw, no matter the beverage

Can’t wait for centrists to keep on pushing away the most engaged slice of their potential electorate and then react with insulted astonishment when somehow they continue hemorrhaging seats across the country.

Ugh. Just die already, you old pervert.

here’s the thing though. he would have won.

Bernie was the only candidate with Bernie’s message, so yeah, he would have won.