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$200 million? Consider how many billions VW may be on the hook for, this seems sort of inadequate, considering they actually killed people.

Damn! You’re going to sell an Accord for $51k?! You must be Nigerian. Hang on, let me wire the cash to you, along with my SSN, home address, and blood type.

That only matters if you didn’t like your car already and were planning to get rid of it...

The delusion is strong with this one.

Must not be a diesel guy, eh?

I don’t have the numbers at the ready here but I recall something to the tune of a single day on a 2 stroke snowmobile is a years worth of driving a modern car. I bring this up because it jibes with the point of perspective, something I’ve been driving home for a while now: cars are no longer part of the big picture

The Sonic isn’t an Aveo in North America, and is not the one I was talking about. Had you not mentioned it, I wouldn’t have noticed I grabbed a picture of the Second gen (Sonic) instead of the original...

Starred for the haircut reference.

Oh jesus! I’ve never heard that term before!

It's so big and stupid and cocky and I hate it. I've only ever seen moms with the "I want to see the manager" haircut driving them.

Oh, I fully signal my intentions. I’m not the guy that signals halfway through a maneuver. I’m just tired of someone getting in a huff because I dare to slip into the gap in front of them after my signal’s been on for 30 seconds.

So go to the bathroom while the ad plays, go to a different tab until it finishes, click skip ad when given a choice. It’s not like you’re strapped down to a chair or something.

So I’m assuming their fleet has been temporarily downgraded to Static with the hopes to moving up to Potential soon?

LOL, thanks for the laugh.

Not that I know of. But it’s now shit list v7. It self-updates.

No quotation marks needed. That guy behavior shall always be frowned upon in the lofty halls of Jalopnik

Sounds like VW’s loss was more of an accounting loss from setting aside funds for the diesel issue.

The facelifted Camry is a dumpster abortion of the last one. I knew some how they were going to manage to fuck it up.

The new one will be the worst if just for this horrifying plastic insert.