Narcissism - pure and simple. And perhaps “safe” sexual assault. Cause ain’t nobody female wanna see that shit. See also” Heather’s comment. SPOT on. And if there are, we REALLY don’t wanna see it.

Ooooh, what about a Kirlian “aura” photo?

I hate nude selfies as both sender and recipient, but if a guy sent me a photo of a below-the-belt tattoo with the caption “tit for tat?” I would feel seriously bad that I could not reward him for that line. (Is this already a thing on Tinder? I don’t know. I’m an Old.)

I like to send pics of obscure parts of my body... behind the knees, the chicken wing shoulder blade, just above my ass crack where that 1" square patch of hair grows...

I am old and my college days predate digital photography. People learned the hard way not to leave their cameras unattended at any party my friends and I attended. The only thing funnier than the nasty looks from the photo clerk were when they got official letters from Fotomat or whatever saying “We are sorry but the…

I prefer the timeless old fashioned method of courtship. I go to the mall and have tasteful glamor shots done of my dick. I then get them printed on a solid card stock with a nice high gloss. I then mail them to the lovely ladies who I am courting.

Having never sent an unsolicited dick picture I can’t claim to be an expert. But I think the immature line of thinking is as follows:

Hey! Just wait until I get collagen injections around the rim of my pee hole—every dick pic of mine will have that luscious, pouty look that all the girls seem to love.

this is literally the only thing that matters in the conversation.

Yup! I’ve had guys send me one without my asking, and then they say “Ok! Your turn!” Like. That's not how it works. Then they get mad because it's so unfair that they sent a nude pic and they're not getting one.

What happened to the good old days when guys would just wear trench coats and flash random people?

Why stop there?

The dick pic is all about male mentality. They want (some) women to send them pics of their hoohas and their tatas, so they apply golden rule logic.

Does it honestly not bother you that Bernie supporters are sending death threats to a woman who, as far as I can tell, was just doing her job? I get wanting to have positive coverage of your preferred candidate, but any coverage of the event that leaves out the booing and death threats is still pretty slanted - it’s…

Be careful what you ask for:

NOW BRING ME THE MEATLOAF!

BUT PLEASE BRING ME A JUICE BOX, MY THROAT IS PARCHED FROM ALL OF THE FIGHTING.

Mom! The meatloaf!

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.