Smash, oh my god Smash, I can't WAIT for the new one to come out (the DS one is great too though!)! But yeah, you NEED to treat yourself; get your hands on Hyrule Warriors ASAP, it's more cathartic than challenging imo, everyone's character models are GORGEOUS and it's nice to see old friends from other games again…

For the record, Zelda in Hyrule Warriors is a badass with a sword and magic, and does not spend any time needing a rescue. She even leads her own army, of which Link is a soldier in (and he has no leadership role whatsoever). It's everything I ever wanted <3

Oh my god, SHUT UP. Seriously, don't attack allies, what is WRONG with you?

see, I have bright ass blue hair and I love being told by randos, male and female, "your hair is so cool!" I don't think that's creepy, and I'm an extrovert, but everyone is different!

I sincerely doubt she meant people with dwarfism when she used the word munchkin.

Thanks Obama

I laughed so fucking hard at this I think I injured something inside me

D: I WISH. Ours sells for $8.99/lb!

I was trying to put it delicately, because they sounded kind of inexperienced. What I wanted to say was that women don't like being flashed IRL or digitally... that's why we have laws against the former. Showing someone your genitals unsolicited is literally a crime.

Hate to say it friend, but it works that way with a LOT of women. That's why this whole thread is full of people going "WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!"

I got all excited- that's the Whole Foods near me! And then.... :c oh.

I'm sorry, are you even aware that you're an asshole?

The drow icon makes your post hilarious

ISBN please!

Thank you for such an eloquent and thorough explanation!

Amen.

Borax is so fantastic at washing dishes, you want it in there. Soda ash is good but borax makes it best.

Oh my god, this idea is fantastic, thank you!!

PC or Mac? Because Adium for OSX handles gTalk like a PRO.