Also I really don't want it to be true because that guy is terrible.

That "news" first came out on Saturday - a full six days ago - and the BBC still hasn't commented on it other than "no decisions have been made." I really feel like they would have at least scheduled an announcement by now if it was true.

It's the worst part of that movie by far, which is really saying something.

A couple years ago, my brother was watching some CSI show and one of the guest characters was Donnie Jeffcoat. I said "Is that Donnie Jeffcoat?!" expecting him to remember Wild & Crazy Kids, and he had no memory of the show or Donnie, even though we'd watched it a ton as kids.

He's 61, which is hardly on death's door.

I didn't know that pilot existed. It does sound like fun* (and I generally liked Greg Garcia's shows in their early seasons), but how sad for Rupert Grint that they commissioned a second pilot without him?

Oh man, remember Community? That was the best.

What's weird is that Daniel Radcliffe is having the post-Harry Potter career I expected Grint to have, starring in offbeat indies and basically just bumming around doing whatever seems interesting, while Emma Watson is having the one I expected of Radcliffe, starring in boring studio movies.

Oh right, I forgot about that!

You're a turd. A stinky turd.

Peter Parker's all-time best love interest, Deb Whitman?

He's a Silurian.

He was swallowed up in Ed Norton's mysterious disappearance.

Exactly.

He doesn't?! With that hair and beard and glasses?

Can't wait for those fights at the MCU Wiki about whether or not this is the same character he played in The Incredible Hulk.

There's exactly one host segment that I really, unabashedly love, and it's "Where Oh Werewolf"

Obviously this isn't a reason, but it is one minute shorter than Furious 7.

Have you seen Kicking & Screaming? I feel like that's the closest to Frances Ha of all his earlier films.

So wait, is this actually an audiobook (with narration) or a full-cast audio drama (like Big Finish's Doctor Who audios)? Because the presence of so many cast members suggests it might be the latter (which is more exciting imo)