It took me longer than I’d like to admit that you meant “twin cameras” and not “twin camshafts.” Sign of idiocy on my part, or sign I’m a true Jalop? :)

Price is obviously crack-pipe. While the styling was greatly improved for this generation, these were still crummy cars from Hyundai’s dark days. A clean RSX of this age might be worth $7,000. This is worth half that.

Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die

Sir Escort of Ford, Count Dodge Dakota . . .

Well, here on Garrbolax 16, we have the special realistic “Ultra Ultimate Xtreme Ride Collection”.

“Meanwhile, can anyone call what kind of car this is supposed to be?”

Someone has never seen Die Hard.

No motherfucker, thats Sgt Al Powell of the Los Angeles P.D.

Bass? Dropped.

My dad had one. The Czech engine light was always on.

You caught me. I didn’t actually have one. My grandfather warned me not to get one. He said they were too full of electrical Kremlins.

Did you really have one, or are you just Putin me on?

I’d rather have the Suburban that was canabalized to make this monstrosity.

Except the older son did check in and they issued the boarding pass to them and let them through with it. Then at the last second suddenly they wanted them to give up the seat. They paid for it. If they wanted to just strap the carseat into it and have it empty that’s their perrogative.

CP... But Its a fucking sweet crack pipe.

$38 grand? Might as well be asking a brazilian dollars for it.

Be careful what you wish for.

Conversions using OEM platform-specific parts are the exception. This thing isn’t cobbled together and “engineered” by some goofball in his parent’s garage- it uses factory engineering and factory parts. NP.

COTD right here.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”