Ordered special for the passenger who always spills stuff.

But you got time to spread lies and slander don’t you ?

Ah, but no response to being called out on actually spreading a lie that was easily disproven with video evidence. Textbook!

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

there’s bed liners for that.

Tsk tsk, scapegoating the south lets the rest of the country pretend this doesn’t happen in their own back yards!

And walking off the court without shaking your opponent’s hand is....?

I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Racism is not a mental illness, nor is mental illness an excuse for racism.

the panicked employee who had called the cops was being “counseled and retrained.”

I had to go though a lot of crap and pay hefty fines when pulled over for 93 in a 55. Patrick George spent 3 days in jail for the same. This jerk does 107 in a 45 and they laugh it off.

This pretty much sums it all up. Everything I thought of is right here.

So many good ones.

If I were you I’d just buy back that Toyota

Hey. Thanks for including my story about Trevor. This whole thread was great.

They’ve been making the same waffle for over 50 years. Sure, you can add syrup or butter, or anything really, but it will still be the same. And they’re all air-cooled.

The stick only makes me sad that it isn’t ice cream.

It’s pronounced “Waff-leh.”